August 2011
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My friday night.
Going to a hipster bar with some friends where some super hot lesbian bought me a drink. Going to a friends house for a tasting of his dad’s ridiculously large, expensive liquor stockpile. Going to Jack in the Box where I was very, very upset that they were out of both tacos and curly fries. Really though… how does Jack in the Box not have tacos?
July 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Drop Nineteens (22)
Pac Div (16)
Deux (10)
THE KVB (6)
Grimes (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Tron: The Drinking Game
1. Anytime anyone says user, program, creator, or disk.
This is enough to do the job, the latter rules were added out of drunkenness for obvious reasons.
2. Whenever Olivia Wilde looks hot.
Avoid waterfall.
3. Whenever Jeff Bridges sounds like he’s in the Big Lebowski.
You’re messing with my Zen thing, man!
4. Everytime you think someone says “dick” instead of...
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of note: how terribly recent top 40 rap stands up to 90s hip-hop. these songs have aged more in 6 months than old school has in 20 years.
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So this week the woman at the DMV didn’t think I was 18. The woman at the AT&T store thought I was the same age as or younger than my sister (15). My first purchase at a liquor store? Don’t even get asked for my ID.
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– The feels-like temperature right now in St. Louis • The thermometer says it’s 98. We’ll have more of the same tomorrow. If you must be out, make sure you have plenty of water and sunscreen. Check on those without air conditioning — if you need help finding a cooling shelter, call 2-1-1 or...
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…I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be...
– Lord Henry, The Picture of Dorian Gray
My friends suck.
Drinking alone, saturday night… though it’s become obvious that my dog is a lot more interested in drinking this beer than I am.
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